Let me teach you one more way to avoid pregnancy
Honey, would you like me to bring you another size or shall I ask that cute guy behind the counter to come and help you?
Your wife is going out with her friend. The only thing bothering you are the shoes. Not classy. Who even brought such crap to this house?!
We’ll stay a little longer
Reward for good behavior
Oh, hello, Peter! We were just getting started here.