Good boy! Now show me how deep you can take it really.
(via dangerwankeveryday)
I tell you Carl, I find it hard to believe this maid could really be a virgin.
(Source: guarddog)
Good morning, Kate! Can you see how well these stockings are displayed? Of course you can see it. Well, from now on I want all the ladies in this organization to show their stockings like that. First please go and google rightsizing and then do whatever you need to do to get it implemented around here, ok?
(Source: madmilkman)
The agenda for today is nipple clamps. Makes you happy, right?
Wow that finger slipped in easily. Have you been secretly wearing a butt plug? Naughty-naughty!
See, like I told you the cock cage has not made it dysfunctional. Your fears are just that. Now let’s dip your little darling in the ice bucket and put the cage back on for another week.
Oh, come on! A true gentleman would never imply that the lady has got big hands. I really need to teach you good manners, Harry Winters!
(Source: uglyuglytruth, via hardcanuck2000)
- Are you trying to say, Harry, that I was dreaming when I saw you kissing her nipples??
- Well, I … no …. maybe I was.
- Maybe you were?? I knew you couldn’t behave on that No Bra party. Oh, I’m mad, Harry! We’re gonna leave immediately! No, you know what? First I’m gonna spank you here in front of all the colleagues and then we’re gonna leave. How’s that, big boy?
(Source: wickedheartsboutique)
Part of the Pony Girl Ensemble waiting in the backstage with their choreographer.
- You’re not coming to Mrs Robertson’s party wearing all pink?
- Yes, I am.
- I’m not sure this would be appropriate…
- Yes, it is.
- Grrr, you never listen to me, Martha.
- That’s because I’m your wife, not your child. If you excuse me now then I would like to continue dressing.
- Oh, ok.