Bought new boots for my secretary
Let me teach you one more way to avoid pregnancy
Relaxing anal massage will be offered free of charge during working hours on Wednesdays. Please make a reservation beforehand through your Outlook Calendar.
Thank you and enjoy!
It helps if you really like it
Relax. Breathe deep. This will not end any time soon.
The summer interns have arrived.
Finally! After 25 years of having sex with only her husband your wife goes through a very different sensation as she enjoys her anniversary gift.
Something told you your secretary wasn’t in the mood for paperwork.