The Rightsizing Program? It makes a lot of sense to me. I mean, if businesses cut costs across the board why wouldn’t we cut the skirts?
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Jennifer never liked long skirts anyway. She had always been on the short side. The Rightsizing Program simply established standards she had always preferred.
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The CFO Mrs Brown proudly wearing her Rightsizing Program compliant business suit.
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The Rightsizing Program? I’m not sure that I fully understand the business sense behind it. I mean, the dynamics of these processes can be rather complicated if you don’t have a formal business training. However, I believe our top management is doing the right thing and it is our duty in HR to be the forerunners of any large scale change initiative.
The projections in my spreadsheet show that the Rightsizing Project will have two opposing effects. On one hand the male employees will be more distracted which might bring down the productivity per hour a bit. Then again they will be very motivated to spend much more hours in the office so all in all the output should rise.
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CEO of the stockings company subsidiary, Mr Adam Goodfeel stared at an obscure memo from the headquarters. It stated that the business wasn’t going too good and it was time for all the subsidiaries to prepare the rightsizing programs.
Adam had no idea what was meant by rightsizing program. ‘Do they want me to cut my staff?’ he was thinking for a moment. ‘No that, can’t be, I already have too high workload here. What then? If the business is not good it means people are not buying our stockings. Why? Not popular probably. Not in fashion?’ At that moment his secretary Kelly caught his eye.
- Kelly, do you wear the stockings produced by our company?
- Of course, sir!
- But how would I know it?
- Well, I don’t know, do you want me to … umm… lift my skirt to prove it?
- Please be so kind. Very nice! Kelly, haven’t you ever thought your skirt could be too long. I mean, there’s no way for the by-passer to know you are wearing our stockings without asking?
‘If even our own employees wouldn’t proudly display our goods in public why would we expect the trend of wearing stockings to catch on?’ Adam continued his thinking. ‘That’s it! The Rightsizing program!’
For a moment he thought she was actually going to kick hard. Then he felt her knee against his balls, it was pressing rather strong, moving kinda fast but not fast enough to really hit. She winked, enjoying the feeling of total control.
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Remember I told you to act slutty yesterday? It wasn’t slutty enough, I’m afraid. Try harder today.
- So, Peter, what do you think of my wife’s blowjob giving skills?
- Pretty, umph, amazing
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