Honey, I’ve got a date with a very handsome coworker tonight and I want you to dress me for it. Oh, and can you give some condoms? I believe 3-4 should be enough. Shall I text you pix?
That’s right, the panties go on top of garter straps
Your landlady came to ask whether you were satisfied with the room. You said it was ok but sometimes you felt oddly tense.
Aunt Jane threw some rather special garden parties. I was allowed to take part and fully enjoy them on the condition that I never mentioned it to my parents.
Nice, but let me get a pair of scissors and make it also practical
I know baby, you are a bit anxious. You need to trust me though. I’ve researched this topic and I have good reasons to believe it will turn out to be the best kind of sex you’ve ever had. Besides, it will be the only kind of sex available to you during the next four weeks. Just tell me, when you’re ready.
It should be rather obvious which hole she expects me to use
CEO of the stockings company subsidiary, Mr Adam Goodfeel stared at an obscure memo from the headquarters. It stated that the business wasn’t going too good and it was time for all the subsidiaries to prepare the rightsizing programs.
Adam had no idea what was meant by rightsizing program. ‘Do they want me to cut my staff?’ he was thinking for a moment. ‘No that, can’t be, I already have too high workload here. What then? If the business is not good it means people are not buying our stockings. Why? Not popular probably. Not in fashion?’ At that moment his secretary Kelly caught his eye.
- Kelly, do you wear the stockings produced by our company?
- Of course, sir!
- But how would I know it?
- Well, I don’t know, do you want me to … umm… lift my skirt to prove it?
- Please be so kind. Very nice! Kelly, haven’t you ever thought your skirt could be too long. I mean, there’s no way for the by-passer to know you are wearing our stockings without asking?
'If even our own employees wouldn't proudly display our goods in public why would we expect the trend of wearing stockings to catch on?' Adam continued his thinking. 'That's it! The Rightsizing program!’