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You just realized you have wasted 20 years of marriage by not telling her your kinks earlier. What were you thinking?
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- But aunt Judy, isn’t that the wrong hole?
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So how are we doing on the seventh day of denial? Not that bad, right?
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The day after the kids went away to college
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