Time for dessert, honey
Your wife is going out with her friend. The only thing bothering you are the shoes. Not classy. Who even brought such crap to this house?!
Retirement to live for
10 minutes after the grandchildren had left
Actually, honey, I can’t cook. But I don’t think you’ll be disappointed with what’s for dinner.
That’s how your girlfriend will welcome your guests tonight. And you encouraged her.