Actually, honey, I can’t cook. But I don’t think you’ll be disappointed with what’s for dinner.
(Source: feetheelspussy)
That’s how your girlfriend will welcome your guests tonight. And you encouraged her.
(Source: martins-see-through, via aceryan)
No, it looks he’s gonna be busy for quite a while. Can I take a message?
Hungry?
(Source: deviantspassion)
Well, honey, your friend can go and wash up now but you’ll have plenty of licking to do as you can see.
(via ashe-linsow)
Bill, you are not touching your cock again, are you? Cause if you are then I’m gonna make your butt super red. Now, be honest about it.
(Source: at-her-feet, via johnlovesbeinglocked)
Either start cleaning the pool or licking my pussy! Standing there and watching with your jaw dropped is not an option, boy!
(via lovinthickmoms)
Wait, wait! Shh! Hear that? My Bobby must be banging your wife in the next room like there’s no tomorrow. I bet you could never fuck her that hard. Or can you? Show me!
(via braves17)
The NUTS World Tour team recording their entire mission
(via beachdancer)
Baby, you know that I’m sometimes a bit conservative. I just wanted to tell you I’ve thought it over now and witnessed my friends in action and researched the subject…anyway, I decided to go with government’s No Underwear This Summer initiative finally. Hope, it’s not too late.
(via thexxxfolder)